This would seem to be University of Michigan president Mary Sue Coleman delivering a speech during halftime of yesterday's Wolverines game against Nebraska. She sounds HAMMERED. We hope that's the case, because usually in these instances it turns out the slurred speech is the result of a stroke or other medical emergency. But Coleman's not just slurring her words; she's doing the other typical drunk asshole things like shouting out the ends of sentences and repeating what she just said. We can't blame her, really; to put up with four quarters of watching that putrid UM offense we'd get wasted too. Were you in attendance? Have anything to add? Email us. Update (Nov. 11, 9:02 a.m.): Coleman claims she was thrown off by the reverberation. As noted in replies below, though, she's spoken in large stadiums (including the Big House) many times before without issue.
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Raphinha has been on the books of Barcelona since the summer of 2022 when he joined from Leeds United. The Brazil international winger has won the La Liga title once and the Supercopa de Espana on one occasion with Barca so far.
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Standing at an imposing 192cm tall with pace to burn, he fits the bill as a centre-back who can handle the physical demands of the Premier League, and his impressive traits are exactly why Frankfurt have been desperate to retain his services.
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His latest landmark was another reminder of Ronaldo s enduring brilliance, the five-time Ballon d Or winner still proving himself prolific at the age of 34.
The Juventus star has scored 95 goals for his country, while the bulk of his goals at club level came at Real Madrid, where he netted 450 times over nine seasons.
However, the first century milestone arrived 11 years ago, which is where we begin our rundown of Ronaldo s major landmark goals.
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The 63-year-old former Liverpool, Newcastle and Real Madrid boss took charge at Celta last summer, having been out of management since being sacked by Everton in January 2022.
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